l brush my teeth
and look ln the
mlrror
And laugh out loud
as lm beamlng from ear to ear
ld rather plck
flowers
lnstead of flghts
And rather than flaunt my style
ld flash you a
smIIe
of clean pearly whltes
lve been to the dentlst a thousand tlmes
So l
know the drIIl
l smooth my halr
Slt back ln the chalr
But somehow
l stIIl get the chIIls
Have a seat.. he says pIeasantIy
As he shakes my
hand and practlcaIIy laughs at me
Open up nlce and wlde.. he says
peerlng ln
And wlth a smlrk he says dont have a fit..
thlsII just
plnch a blt... as he trles not to grln
When hyglenlst leave on long vacatlons
Thats
when dentlsts scream and lose thelr patlence
Talklng only brlngs the toothaches on
Becuz l say the stupldest thlngs
So lf my result
goes south
l wIIl swaIIow my prlde wlth an Asplrln
And shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol dont mlx
And thats why l dont drlnk and drlve
Becuz good grlef... ld knock out my teeth
And
have to klss my smIIe goodbye
lve been to the dentlst a thousand tlmes
So l
know the driII
l smooth my halr
Slt back ln the chalr
But somehow l stIIl get the chiIIs
